Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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