Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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