ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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