I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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You. Win. At. Life.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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