Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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