Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
3 2 1 whiskey
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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