Dude my mom stole all your condoms
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I enjoy the company of your penis
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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