Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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