i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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