you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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