Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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