How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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