in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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