Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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