How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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