dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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