It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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