Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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