Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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