feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
