So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Ladies don't puke and tell
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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