Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He did a backflip because drugs
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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