I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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