You really coming over, don't trick.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
