He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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