why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
