Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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