all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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