Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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