found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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