Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
not ubering you a puppy
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
