This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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