i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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