what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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