she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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