Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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