oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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