Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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