So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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