Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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