so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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