gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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