I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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