He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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