You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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