My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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