he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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