do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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