It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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