So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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