Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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